A DOCUMENTARY SHORT COVERING THE CURIOUS CASE OF A COPYWRITER FROM CLEVELAND.

HOWEVER, IF THE DOCUMENTARY ISN'T SHORT ENOUGH, HERE IS AN INDEX YOU CAN USE TO SKIP TO THE BEST BITS

:30 - A DWARF-BABY CAPTURED ON CAMERA

1:55 - THE GNARLIEST CASE OF PUBERTY YOU'VE EVER SEEN

2:20 - A YEARBOOK PHOTO IN SEARCH OF A MEME

2:50 - A GLIMPSE INTO THE MIND OF SOMEONE MARRIED TO RICK

3:17 - FOOTAGE OF RICK'S BRIEF STINT AS A MAFIOSO

4:10 - UNPRECEDENTED DANCE MOVES. IN A BAD WAY.